hella fab
bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via damn-funny)

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16 hours ago

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

(via veeoneayee)

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16 hours ago

shslequius:

*puts shoulder on son* hand

(via dulect)

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21 hours ago

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

(via oknope)

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21 hours ago

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via sorry)

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1 day ago

Andrew Garfield visits kids dressed as Spider-Man at Kids’ City, London (April 8, 2014)

Andrew Garfield visits kids dressed as Spider-Man at Kids’ City, London (April 8, 2014)

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily, via elliegalaxies)

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1 day ago
thetomska:

Andrew Garfield arrested for attempting to kidnap kids dressed as Spider-Man at Kids’ City, London (April 8, 2014)

thetomska:

Andrew Garfield arrested for attempting to kidnap kids dressed as Spider-Man at Kids’ City, London (April 8, 2014)

(via elliegalaxies)

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1 day ago

okay:

some1 come on club penguin w/ me 

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2 days ago

heliolisk:

rneerkat:

what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

That would be quite allarming

(Source: rneerkat, via joshpeckofficiall)

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3 days ago
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